Thy HOBODUKE make you a good man and fail not of beauty. The HOBOKNIGHTS were founded in patience, humility, and meekness.Thou art never to do outrageousity, nor murder, and always to flee treason, by no means to be cruel, and always to do ladies, HOBOMISTRESSES, and gentle women succour. Also, to take no HOBOBATTLES in a wrongful quarrel for no law nor for no world's goods.

Thous shouldst be for all HOBOLADYS and fight for their quarrels, and ever be HOBOCOURTEOUS and never refuse HOBOMERCY to him that asketh HOBOMERCY, for a HOBOKNIGHT that is courteous and kind and gentle has favor in every place. Thou shouldst never hold a HOBOLADY or gentle woman against her will.

Thou must keep thy HOBOWORD to all and not be feeble of good believeth and faith. Right must be defended against might and distress must be protected. Thou must know good from evil and the vain HOBOGLORY of the world, because great HOBOPRIDE and bobauce maketh great HOBOSORROW. Should anyone require ye of any HOBOQUEST so that it is not to thy shame, thou shouldst fulfil the desire.

Ever it is a worshipful HOBOKNIGHT'S deed to help another worshipful HOBOKNIGHT when he seeth him a great danger, for ever a worshipful HOBOKNIGHT should loath to see a worshipful HOBOKNIGHT shamed, for it is only he that is of no worship and who faireth with cowardice that shall never show gentelness or no manner of goodness where he seeth a man in any danger, but always a good HOBOKNIGHT will do another man as he would have done to himself.

It should never be said that a small HOBOBROTHER has injured or slain another HOBOBROTHER. Thou shouldst not fail in these things: HOBOCHIVALRY and truth. No HOBOKNIGHT shall win worship but if he be of worship himself and of good living and that loveth thy HOBODUKE and dreadeth thy HOBODUKE then else he geteth no worship here be ever so hardly.

An envious HOBOKNIGHT shall never win worship for and envious man wants to win worship he shall be dishonoured twice therefore without any, and for this cause all men of worship hate an envious man and will show him no favour.

Do not, nor slay not, anything that will in any way dishonour the fair name of the HOBOKNIGHTS for only by stainless and honourable lives and not by HOBOPROWESS and HOBOCOURAGE shall the final HOBOGOAL be reached. Therefore be a good HOBOKNIGHT and so I pray to the grand HOBODUKE, Gabeed, so ye may be, and if ye be of glorious HOBOPROWESS and of worthiness then ye shall be a HOBOKNIGHT of great HOBOHONOR, HOBOCOURAGE, and HOBOFRIENDSHIP.
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The basics:
-Bravery
-Strength (Mind and body)
-Fairness
-Mercy
-Quest

Aw I suppose I am not HOBOCHIVALROUS..

This is why we keep Fedora around.

I thought it was because of my witty charm and good looks.

1 for 2 ain't bad...

Mercy...? How do you grant mercy on a siege game? because if you let em live you die.

(to be posted later)

You have to devise HOBOWAYS to keep HOBOMERCY. I haven't had HOBOMERCY yet, but I assume you use a HOBOBLUNT weapon instead of a HOBOCUTTING weapon to HOBOATTAK your enemies. Then HOBOSPARE their HOBOLIVES. Of course, there are HOBOTIMES when a HOBOENEMY is too evil or powerful that you must use thy HOBOSPEAR to HOBOELIMINATE them. You must use thy HOBOWISDOM in the HOBOSITUATIONS, to HOBODETERMINE what HOBOACTION to HOBOTAKE. May the HOBOGODS help us HOBOCHOSE our HOBOPATH HOBOWISLY.

Oh everyone I fight is INSANELY POWERFUL... Thus being chivalrous isn't an option if I wish to destroy them. Sometimes you have to backstab people, what if its osama?

Anybody not living the HOBOWAY is clearly suffering. Killing them would be HOBOMERCIFUL.