-There is no HOBOHATE, only an excess of HOBOLOVE
-A phalanx is no stronger than its weakest HOBO
-A HOBO in need is a HOBO indeed
-A HOBO is know by the HOBOBROTHERS he keeps
-A HOBO'S work is never done
-All is HOBOTASTIC in love and war
-All work and no play makes thou a dull HOBO
-All's HOBOTASTIC that ends HOBOTASTIC
-A HOBOCABBAGE a day keeps the CAPS LOCK HOBODEMON away
-Barking HOBOS seldom bite
-HOBOS can't be choosers
-It is better to die with HOBOHONOR then to live in HOBOSHAME
-HOBOBLOOD is thicker then HOBOWATER
-HOBOS will be HOBOS
-Curiosity killed the HOBO
-Dead HOBOS tell no tales
-Do unto HOBOS as you would like them to do unto you
-Don't count your HOBOS before they are hatched
-Don't put all your HOBOS in one HOBOHOUSE
-Early to bed and early to rise, makes a HOBO healthy, wealthy and wise
-Every HOBO has a skeleton in the cupboard
-Every HOBO has his faults
-Experience is the best HOBO
-Give the HOBO his due
-The HOBODUKE helps the HOBO who helps himself
-Great HOBOS think alike
-It is no use crying over spilt HOBORUM
-Let sleeping HOBOS lie
-Let the HOBOS bury their HOBOS
-Life is like a box of HOBOCABBAGES
-Like HOBOKNIGHT, like HOBOSQUIRE
-Always look on the HOBOSIDE of life
-Never look a GIFTHOBO in the mouth
-Old HOBOS never die, they simply fade away
-One man's garbage is another HOBO'S treasure
-Spare the HOBOSPEAR, spoil the HOBO
-Early HOBO catches the HOBOWORM
-The HOBOCABBAGE is always greener on the other side
-There are two sides to every HOBO
-There is safety in HOBOGROUPS
-To err is HOBO
-Too many HOBOS spoil the battle
-Turn the other HOBOCHEEK
-Two HOBOS are better than one
-HOBOUNITED we stand, divided we fall
-When the CAPS LOCK HOBODEMON is away, the HOBOS will play
-When there is HOBOWILL there is a HOBOWAY
-Don't judge a HOBO by his cover
-You can't have your HOBOCABBAGE and eat it too
-A HOBOBROTHER is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
-A HOBO'S growth is seen in the successive choirs of his HOBOBROTHERS.
-A single HOBOCABBAGE can be my garden... a single HOBOBROTHER, my world.
-A true HOBOBROTHER never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
-Fear makes strangers of HOBOS who would be HOBOBROTHERS.
-A pint of HOBOSWEAT, saves a gallon of HOBOBLOOD.
-A small body of determined HOBOS fired by an unquenchable faith in their HOBOMISSION can alter the course of history.
-A truly HOBO sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that HOBOHONOR lies in honest HOBOTOIL.
-A world without HOBOS would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us.
-HOBOS love to fight. All real HOBOS love the sting of battle.
-Talk softly and carry a big HOBOSTICK
-The HOBO, fighting for his HOBOBOX and his HOBODUKE, makes the most reliable HOBOSOLDIER on earth.
-A HOBOJOURNEY of a thousand miles begins with a single HOBOSTEP.
-A HOBOCABBAGE is like a garden carried in the pocket.
-A broken HOBOHAND works, but not a broken HOBOHEART.
-A beard on the chin, the HOBO within.
-A drowning HOBO is not troubled by rain.
-A HOBO'S eye is a good mirror.
-A healthy HOBO is a successful HOBO.
-A HOBOSPEAR is heavy when carried far.
-A hungry HOBO is an angry HOBO.
-A HOBO does not seek his luck, luck seeks its HOBO.
-A HOBOCABBAGE for your thoughts.
-A HOBOCABBAGE saved is a HOBOCABBAGE gained.
-A table is not blessed if it has fed no HOBOS.
-A HOBOSCHOLAR is better than two books.
-A wise HOBO hears one word and understands two.
-A wise HOBO makes his own decisions, an ignorant HOBO follows the public opinion. (Unless, of course, it be the opinion of thine HOBODUKE)
-As the HOBOKNIGHT is, so will the HOBOSQUIRE be.
-Be neither intimate nor distant with thine HOBOBROTHERS.
-An inept HOBO blames his HOBOSPEAR
-A cat may look at a HOBODUKE
-The amount of friendship between two HOBOKNIGHTS is inversely related to how nicely they treat one another
-A newbie server does not make a skilled HOBO
-A HOBO can fight with a broken HOBOSPEAR, but you cant pluck honor off a rapist
-A HOBO can be smart but if said HOBO is smart, it is not Scipio
-A deaf HOBO and a blind maiden are always a happy couple
-A drop of HOBOINK may make a million HOBOTHINK
-HOBOBROTHERS squabble amongst themselves in the back yard, but stand shoulder-to-shoulder in the front yard
-A drowning HOBO will raise his HOBOSPEAR
-A faithful HOBO is a medicine for life
-A good HOBO is the road map for the spaghetti junction of life
-A good HOBOCABBAGE is more desirable than great riches; to be esteemed is better than silver or gold
-A hairy HOBO is a happy HOBO, a hairy maiden is a rapist
-A happy HOBOHEART is better than a full HOBOCART
-A HOBOCABBAGE between keeps HOBOBROTHERHOOD green
-The life so short, the HOBOWAY so long to learn
-A HOBO may walk but his HOBODUKE places the feet
-There is no such thing as wealth, only degrees of HOBONESS
-A nod is as good as a wink to a blind HOBO
-A HOBOCABBAGE in the bush is worth two in the hand

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